You're a Pretty Fabulous Stepmom Greeting Card
Greeting: You're a pretty fabulous stepmom! But I still don't know how you sleep with my dad.
Letterpressed by hand on an antique press. It is printed with black ink on thick, brilliant white 100% tree-free cotton paper. It is paired with a neon pink envelope.
5.5" x 4.25" folded card, blank inside.